IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT ARRESTED FOR PIRACY
- INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
“OH MY GOD THE DOCTOR WHO FANS ARE TRYING TO CONVERT THE OTHER FANDOMS AGAIN SHIT WE NEED TO STOP THEM BEFORE ONE OF THEM GETS SONICED”
“THE SUPERNATURAL FANS KEEP STEALING SALT FROM THE CAFETERIA, DAMNIT, ALL THE FOOD IS BLAND”
“THE MARVEL FANS ARE TRYING TO BUILD AN IRONMAN SUIT OUT OF CUTLERY HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT OUR FOOD?”
“THE THOR FANS TRIED TO CALL HEIMDALL AGAIN LAST NIGHT. WE TOLD THEM TO STOP THEY JUST SHOUTED ‘I DO WHAT I WANT!’”
“THE FIRE EMBLEM FANS KEEP ON TRYING TO SUMMON DRAGONS AND SEIZE THE WARDEN’S OFFICE!”
“THE MADOKA FANS INSIST THAT MADOKAMI WILL RESCUE THEM AND WHEN THEY’RE NOT DOING THAT THEY KEEP SAYING ‘CONTRACT?’ AT EVERYONE AND LAUGH WHENEVER SOMEONE SAYS ‘YES.’”
THE DOCTOR WHO FANS ARE WORKING TOGETHER WITH THE SHERLOCK FANS. THEY ARE TALKING PEOPLE TO DEATH.
NOW THE SHERLOCK FANS AND THE RDJ HOLMES FANS ARE TAKING PEOPLE DOWN.OH GOD, THE MORIARTY FANS ARE PRANCING AROUND! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
NOT AGAIN, THE POKÉMON ELITISTS STARTED DUKING OUT AGAIN WITH OTHER POKÉMON FANS OVER HOW THE FIRST 150 ARE JUST BETTER. SOMEBODY STOP THEM.
